January 2010
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Watching The Good Earth movie
It’s weird. I need to get my hands on the book again.
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I can't deal with all these bulges. →
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Disney princes in their skimpies.
WHAT DID JOHN SMITH DO WITH MIKO THE RACCOON?
ALSO, LOL.
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Neapolitan ice cream smushed between two chocolate chip cookies. That’s what I’m enjoying right now.
I'm watching Lust, Caution on Netflix.
The beginning was boring, but I gave it about 20 minutes. Then it got more boring. Can any of you vouch for this movie? It’s about to get fired.
Customer: “Hi, um, my car was stolen.”
Me: “Well, okay, let’s go out and see where you’re parked.”
(We walk into the parking lot.)
Me: “Okay, where did you park?”
Customer: “Right there, where the Prius is parked! God d***
tree-hugging democrat piece of s***!”
Me: “Okay, well, let’s go inside and call the police.”
(While we wait for the police to come she makes some phone calls and then comes back into the office.)
Customer: “Sorry, never mind. Turns out I drove the Prius today and not the Honda.”
http: //notalwaysright.com/car-parked-brain-in-neutral/3666
Me: “Hello, may I help you?”
Customer: “Hello. You don’t sound American. Where are you from?”
Me: “Oh, I’m Spanish.”
Customer: “Oh, from Mexico.”
Me: “No, ma’am, I’m Spanish.”
Customer: “You’re from Puerto Rico?”
Me: “No, I’m Spanish. I’m from Spain.”
Customer: “Oh, do they still have that country?”
http: //notalwaysright.com/i-deign-that-spain-stays-mainly-in-the-brain/3673
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“Religion is far more of a choice than homosexuality. And the protections that we...”
– - Jon Stewart
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In Spock We Trust
Customer: “Why is Star Trek on the wall?”
Me: “It’s a new release sir, interested in renting it?”
Customer: “Son, Star Trek is a tool of the Devil. I demand that you remove it from your shelves!”
Me: “I can’t do that.”
Customer: “God forgive you for corrupting the youth of America!”
http: //notalwaysright.com/in-spock-we-trust/3685
I have hiccups so bad, my abs are starting to...
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“Charles Osborne (1894 – May 1, 1991) hiccupped continuously for 69 years (1922-1990). Osborne, listed as “Charley Osborne” in the Social Security Death Index, was from Anthon, Iowa, U.S., and he was entered in Guinness World Records as the man with the Longest Attack of Hiccups. The hiccups started in 1922 at a rate of 40 times per minute, slowing to 20...
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I have hiccups so bad, my abs are starting to...
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“I’m sorry, Dex, but she is gross. And pale. And nobody is pale in Miami....”
– Deb Morgan in Dexter
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On the other hand - finally got Elliot to a purple heart! Yay! (Yes, I’m trying to marry my little farmer girl off to the cute ginger-haired boy with glasses. And I like the name Elliot.)
I plan to marry the guy who owns the shop on the beach. He’s only there in the summer, but if my wooing works, the shop will stay open all year round.
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On the other hand - finally got Elliot to a purple heart! Yay! (Yes, I’m trying to marry my little farmer girl off to the cute ginger-haired boy with glasses. And I like the name Elliot.)
I plan to marry the guy who owns the shop on the beach. He’s only there in the summer, but if my wooing works, the shop will stay open all year round.
dimestoremagic:
I’ve lost two days in this game to typhoons. Great. Most of my tomatoes are dead now.
You’re making me want to break out my Harvest Moon. I could only find 2 and 3 for the Game Boy Color from years past. I have yet to finish Pokemon Fire Red, but a break is in order.
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Watch
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Dexter Morgan and I have the same bed!
It came from Ikea.
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