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perissologist:

kidswithhats:

story time!!!

so in biology, this kid kept looking at his crotch and moving his hands back and forth, and we were all wondering what he was doing and the teacher saw and told him to show her what he was doing and hE WAS FUCKING CROCHETING UNDER HIS JACKET OMG. HE HAD A BALL OF YARN ABOUT THE SIZE OF HIS HEAD AND A SCARF ABOUT 3/4 OF HIS HEIGHT

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Anonymous asked: what was your first fanfic about?

thusspakekate:

these two stupid assholes: 

Brian Slade and Kurt Wilde, played by Jonathan Rhys-Myers and Ewan McGregor, respectively, in Todd Haynes’ 1998 film Velvet Goldmine. This movie effected me and my 12 year-old self in a very profound, very indelible way. Like, for real. I still own the used VHS copy I bought from Blockbuster with my allowance and I haven’t owned a VHS player in years. I just can’t bear the idea of getting rid of it.

But seriously if you haven’t see this movie, you fucking should. Because it is, in itself, a work of fanfiction. And its about how important and influential these characters (be they totally fictional or constructed identities performers put on) are to the fans who love them. And it’s just a really fun spectacle. And also Ewan McGregor’s penis. 

Christian Bale’s in it too. And Toni Collette. And Eddie Izzard. 

SO BASICALLY ITS VERY VERY GOOD AND YOU SHOULD ALL WATCH IT.

Cosign. Watch Velvet Goldmine.

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