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http://heythisisbecky.tumblr.com/post/91905068086/do-you-ever-wonder-what-would-have-happened-if-the

branza:

heythisisbecky:

do you ever wonder what would have happened if the dursleys had actually managed to hide harry’s identity from him until he turned 17

like dumbledore somehow lost track of them when vernon changed jobs or when they moved houses, and for some reason they just couldn’t find them again

and harry…

Omg I really want to read this story now cause it sounds really fascinating

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salazar:
hey everyone just wanted your opinion on something
helga:
shoot
salazar:
okay what if we get giant versions of our house symbols
rowena:
what
salazar:
like godric would have a giant lion chilling out somewhere and rowena would have a big canary
rowena:
its an eagle
salazar:
okay whatever
godric:
i dont think uh
salazar:
it cant be too hard to find a huge badger
godric:
okay dude no this is ridiculous absolutely no giant house symbols
salazar:
oh um okay because i kind of uh
helga:
rowena:
godric:
salazar:
helga:
what did you do
salazar:
NOTHING

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singleplaidqueer:

queeringfeministreality:

slaythewendybird:

bevsi:

if-dementors-were-pink:

can we just take a moment to imagine little cute nine-year-old hermione reading matilda

and peering into this book about a smart, bookish girl who could move things with her mind

and then can you imagine her concentrating very hard on the books on the bookshelf and slowly, slowly, getting them to move

image

THIS IS MY FAVORITE HEADCANON OF ALL THE HEADCANONS EVER

OMFG YES YES YESSSS

I AM SCREAMING.

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siriusblaque:

narcissa malfoy was probably the most powerful occlumens in hogwarts history and nobody knew

she literally stood up to lord voldemort and lied that harry potter was dead and i don’t know about you but if i were an evil ruler i would probably want to triple-check that my nemesis was, you know, actually deceased

voldemort had actual doubts about snape

narcissa swans on by without a whisper, without a second glance

(via bubonickitten)

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lupinslover:

James Potter sat up in the wizard afterlife just watching Fred and George fucking shit up like:

  • LILY THEY HAVE THE MAP
  • LILY LOOK AT THE SWAMP THATS BLOODY BRILLIANT
  • HAHA FUCK FILCH
  • HAHA FUCK UMBRIDGE
  • FUCKING INSANE ASS FIREWORKS LILY LOOK HOW FAR PRANKING HAS EVOLVED
  • I COULD HAVE IMPROVED MY PRANKING EFFICIENCY BY 47% IF HAD WEASLEYS WIZARDS WHEEZES
  • NO FRED DIED

Then when Fred comes to the afterlife James is like I’m a big fan of your work, btw I’m Prongs no need to thank me.

(Source: punkrockremus, via vinceravivere)

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