Posts tagged kanye

maxfuckingbemis:

“Well, Kanye,” the doctor said, holding a clipboard as he looked at his eager patient, “It seems that you are very ill. The illest, in fact.”

“What is it, doc?” Kanye asked in concern.

“After several tests, a team of professionals and I have concluded that you are…” he sighed, “suffering from realness.”

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xtinathegreat:

“He called me a racist,” Bush tells Lauer. “And I didn’t appreciate it then. I don’t appreciate it now. It’s one thing to say, ‘I don’t appreciate the way he’s handled his business.’ It’s another thing to say, ‘This man’s a racist.’ I resent it, it’s not true.”

Lauer quotes from Bush’s new book: Five years later I can barely write those words without feeling disgust.” Lauer adds, “You go on: ‘I faced a lot of criticism as President. I didn’t like hearing people claim that I lied about Iraq’s weapons of mass destruction or cut taxes to benefit the rich. But the suggestion that I was racist because of the response to Katrina represented an all-time low.’

bush: “Yeah. I still feel that way as you read those words. I felt ‘em when I heard ‘em, felt ‘em when I wrote ‘em and I felt ‘em when I’m listening to ‘em.

lauer: “You say you told Laura at the time it was the worst moment of your Presidency?”

bush: “Yes. My record was strong I felt when it came to race relations and giving people a chance. And it was a disgusting moment.”

lauer: “I wonder if some people are going to read that, now that you’ve written it, and they might give you some heat for that. And the reason is this — “

bush: [interrupting] “Don’t care.”

lauer: “Well, here’s the reason. You’re not saying that the worst moment in you’re Presidency was watching the misery in Louisiana. You’re saying it was when someone insulted you because of that.”

bush: “No, and I also make it clear that the misery in Louisiana affected me deeply as well. There’s a lot of tough moments in the book. And it was a disgusting moment, pure and simple.”

It honestly pains me to see this. Like how is the worst time of your presidency being called racist? WHICH YOU ARE. Plenty of people are. Get over it, move the fuck on, and do your fucking job. Like, are you serious? Lauer has a huge fucking point. God, this is so fucking insulting to me.

(Source: New York Magazine, via tapesongs)