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Amy was in the middle of some such nonsense with Seth Meyers across the table and she did something vulgar as a joke. Jimmy Fallon, who was arguably the star of the show at that time, turned to her, and in a faux squeamish voice said, “Stop that! It’s not cute, I don’t like it!” Amy dropped was she was doing, went black in the eyes for a second, and wheeled around on him, “I don’t fucking care if you like it.” Jimmy was visibly startled. Amy went right back to enjoying her ridiculous bit. I should make it clear that Amy and Jimmy are very good friends and there was never any real beef between them (insert penis joke here). With that exchange, a cosmic shift took place. Amy made it clear that she wasn’t there to be cute, she wasn’t there to play wives and girlfriends in the boys’ scenes… she was there to do what she wanted to do and she did not fucking care if you liked it. I think of this whenever someone says to me, “Jerry Lewis says women aren’t funny,” or “Christopher Hitchens says women aren’t funny,” or “Richard Fenderman says women aren’t funny… Do you have anything to say to that?” Yes. We don’t fucking care if you like it. Unless one of these men is my boss, which none of them is, it’s irrelevant. It is an impressively arrogant move to conclude that just because you don’t like something, it is empirically not good. I don’t like Chinese food, but I don’t write articles trying to prove it doesn’t exist.
Tina Fey, Bossypants, “I Don’t Care If You Like It: One in a Series of Love Letters to Amy Poehler” (via charlotte-charles)

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We had the Food Network on and you know that guy, Guy Fieri? She [her daughter Alice] was like sitting at the kitchen counter and I just hear her go, ‘ugh, so handsome.’ and then she goes, ‘but he’s probably already married.’ It was like a forty year old bar fly. It was so weird.

Really, Alice Fey? Well, there’s no accounting for taste.

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We had the Food Network on and you know that guy, Guy Fieri? She [her daughter Alice] was like sitting at the kitchen counter and I just hear her go, ‘ugh, so handsome.’ and then she goes, ‘but he’s probably already married.’ It was like a forty year old bar fly. It was so weird.

Really, Alice Fey? Well, there’s no accounting for taste.

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David Letterman: Virgins into their twenties. And it says here various… Tina Fey: Old virgins! David Letterman: Adriana Lima, 27 years old. Now how do you verify a thing like that? Tina Fey: I guess it’s people who have said it. So it’s all these people who were virgins till they were really old. David Letterman: Chris Martin, 22 years old. Brooke Shields, 22 years old. Tina Fey: But see, all the other people, like that was a choice on their part. It’s like, that one lady is a Victoria Secret model. She made a choice. David Letterman: But now, wait a minute. It says here, you, Tina Fey… Tina Fey: Yes! We don’t have to read that. David Letterman: 24? Tina Fey: 24! David Letterman: 24. Well, there’s nothing wrong with that, is it? Tina Fey: No. David Letterman: And… Tina Fey: Couldn’t give it away. Couldn’t give it away! David Letterman: But the nice, one of the nice parts about that story is, I understand that the, ah, the, ah, is your husband. Tina Fey: Yeah, sure. Yes. David Letterman: And the father of your daughter. So that’s a lovely, romantic story. Nothing to be embarrassed about by that. Tina Fey: That’s just good, Christian values… or, being homely. - Late Show with David Letterman, 14.10.2009

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David Letterman: Virgins into their twenties. And it says here various…
Tina Fey: Old virgins!
David Letterman: Adriana Lima, 27 years old. Now how do you verify a thing like that?
Tina Fey: I guess it’s people who have said it. So it’s all these people who were virgins till they were really old.
David Letterman: Chris Martin, 22 years old. Brooke Shields, 22 years old.
Tina Fey: But see, all the other people, like that was a choice on their part. It’s like, that one lady is a Victoria Secret model. She made a choice.
David Letterman: But now, wait a minute. It says here, you, Tina Fey…
Tina Fey: Yes! We don’t have to read that.
David Letterman: 24?
Tina Fey: 24!
David Letterman: 24. Well, there’s nothing wrong with that, is it?
Tina Fey: No.
David Letterman: And…
Tina Fey: Couldn’t give it away. Couldn’t give it away!
David Letterman: But the nice, one of the nice parts about that story is, I understand that the, ah, the, ah, is your husband.
Tina Fey: Yeah, sure. Yes.
David Letterman: And the father of your daughter. So that’s a lovely, romantic story. Nothing to be embarrassed about by that.
Tina Fey: That’s just good, Christian values… or, being homely.

- Late Show with David Letterman, 14.10.2009

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Tumblr vs. Facebook: Tina Fey edition

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Someone I don’t know adds me on Facebook:

Someone I don’t know follows me on Tumblr:

Someone writes on my Facebook wall:

Someone writes in my Tumblr ask box:

Lose a friend on Facebook:

Lose a follower on Tumblr:

Error on Facebook:

Error on Tumblr:

I love these.

 that first gif had me dying…serious..

Probably the only one I’ll reblog because Tina Fey is the fucking shit. 

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